The Shopkeeper's log... *sigh*: Hello I am Micheal, a V.G.C.R. agent that ERW asked to help in the war effort. My job is to man the store so that ERW has money to spend in his daily life... *sigh* its an interesting job. I usually help people find items they want, organize the store and through out the bums that ask for donations. *sigh of pleasure* It was wonderful. But lately odd people have shown up. ERW has asked me to relate these reports to you in this journal... Now we shall begin ... The Shopkeeper's log... *sigh*.
*Sigh* My wonderful peaceful world is crumbling around me. It all started when an avi entered my store. He was PeanutCrusher756. He entered through the window. Micheal- "Hello how can I help you?" Peanut- (hurriedly) "I need a weapon." Micheal- "lets see... *glides over to the shelves* I have a flame sword, kunai, assassin guise, vampire hunter hat... any preferrences?" Peanut- (agitated) "just something with a boom but cheap." Micheal- "I have a clock bomb... but can you pay?" Peanut- "yes yes, just give me something already." *looks out window.* Micheal- "well, that will be 50 gold please." Peanut- *rushes to Micheal, snatches time bomb, flings bag of gold at Micheal.* (gruffly)" thanks." *spins top of bomb and hurls it out the window.* "Well I'll be going now..." *Micheal places hand on PeanutCrusher's shoulder* Micheal- I'm afraid you are 20 gold short. *Peanut grabs Micheal by the collar* (angry whisper) Peanut- listen pal, I have had a tough day. just leave me alone and go back to your counter. *Micheal calmly grabs peanut by the throat and lifts him in the air.* Micheal- I'm sorry but I can't make exceptions for every person who doesn't have enough money. I live by a strict code. Now how do you propose we resolve this?" Peanut -*grunt* "how about if I work it off?" *grunt* *Micheal drops Peanut* Micheal- "very well." Peanut- *gasp, gasp* "Alright so how long do I have to work?" Micheal- "Please clean the shelves and items." *a cloth and spray bottle appear* "Use these." Peanut- *grabs cloth and spray bottle* "alright this shouldn't be too hard." *looks at shelves, extends for miles* "WHAT!" Micheal- *sigh* "yes It is quite a job but the payout is wonderful. To know you did a good job." Peanut- "You can't expect me to clean all of it?" *Micheal returns to counter.* Micheal- "Well its this or I tell the authorities."
He didn't say much after. Just cleaned the shelves one by one. It was dark by the time he was done. I allowed him to sleep in the basement. *sigh* And that is how I got my assistant for the day.
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