Alana's the only one who comments.
'Cause she's the only friend I have who comments that can.
Daniel would comment, but he's grounded.
Me and Cat went on a date yesterday, it was pretty fun, but I had to rush off because Mother would kill me if I was gone longer than 45 minutes or so.
"Hello, Georgetown Police"
"COPS!!1 MY SON'S AT THE PARK SELLING DRUGZZZ!!!!"
"What's your sons name?
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!?"
I can picture the call going something like that.
But as they say, the presence of an enemy makes you stronger.
At least, that's all I got out of that Socratic Discussion, William and Adam just
sidetracked and debated the whole time.
So Alana broke up with John as far as I can tell.
I shouldn't be this mean but it made me happy.
She asked me out in the seventh grade on a dare, we all know how that went.
Well I better post lyrics or I won't be as cool as Alana.
"Wonderboy"
Tenacious D
---
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
Me! And KG!
That's me.
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh!
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
---
That's been my theme song and nickname for the longest time, yet everyone refuses to call me 'Wonderboy'...I would simply love it if everyone did...
Just kids at camp.
I miss camp...
The End!
EDIT: Swedish Pokemon Theme Song Lyrics. (Literal)
---
In a little white peanut, Pokemon!
In the bleeding masters, hey! Pokemon!
You think of corn and make money in,
The piece of stinker win the mom!
Disc in, and howl to think a bomb,
Without the moron stark,
And Escargo is in the Goth.
Go to the Mountain.
Woolaw, I made advert on streed.
[Oh, he ******** a criminal...]
-Ooooooooo yea....
A lampoon in the Pokemon well!
[Po-ke-mon]
Oh you will bleed!
I stach the master in the feel!
[Let's kill Sylvester]
A lampoon
[Yeah!]
In a Pokemon well!
[Po-ke-mon]
I thought you'd come to find your text,
I shine your bizon in summerpants!
In a little white penaut!
[Pokemon!]
Is a bleeding master, hey!
[POKEMON!]
[Yay!]
A lampoon,
[Yeah!]
In a Pokemon well!
[Po-ke-mon!]
Oh, yah will bleed,
I saw the master in the beans!
[Pika..chu!]
[Po-ke-mon]
'Cause she's the only friend I have who comments that can.
Daniel would comment, but he's grounded.
Me and Cat went on a date yesterday, it was pretty fun, but I had to rush off because Mother would kill me if I was gone longer than 45 minutes or so.
"Hello, Georgetown Police"
"COPS!!1 MY SON'S AT THE PARK SELLING DRUGZZZ!!!!"
"What's your sons name?
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!?"
I can picture the call going something like that.
But as they say, the presence of an enemy makes you stronger.
At least, that's all I got out of that Socratic Discussion, William and Adam just
sidetracked and debated the whole time.
So Alana broke up with John as far as I can tell.
I shouldn't be this mean but it made me happy.
She asked me out in the seventh grade on a dare, we all know how that went.
Well I better post lyrics or I won't be as cool as Alana.
"Wonderboy"
Tenacious D
---
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power, to move you?
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
Me! And KG!
That's me.
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh!
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
---
That's been my theme song and nickname for the longest time, yet everyone refuses to call me 'Wonderboy'...I would simply love it if everyone did...
Just kids at camp.
I miss camp...
The End!
EDIT: Swedish Pokemon Theme Song Lyrics. (Literal)
---
In a little white peanut, Pokemon!
In the bleeding masters, hey! Pokemon!
You think of corn and make money in,
The piece of stinker win the mom!
Disc in, and howl to think a bomb,
Without the moron stark,
And Escargo is in the Goth.
Go to the Mountain.
Woolaw, I made advert on streed.
[Oh, he ******** a criminal...]
-Ooooooooo yea....
A lampoon in the Pokemon well!
[Po-ke-mon]
Oh you will bleed!
I stach the master in the feel!
[Let's kill Sylvester]
A lampoon
[Yeah!]
In a Pokemon well!
[Po-ke-mon]
I thought you'd come to find your text,
I shine your bizon in summerpants!
In a little white penaut!
[Pokemon!]
Is a bleeding master, hey!
[POKEMON!]
[Yay!]
A lampoon,
[Yeah!]
In a Pokemon well!
[Po-ke-mon!]
Oh, yah will bleed,
I saw the master in the beans!
[Pika..chu!]
[Po-ke-mon]
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You deserve time with her.
Marina and I don't get to do much of that stuff.Besides for last weekend.Which I wouldn't trade for anything.Marina and I are really holding on to this relationship, and I'm happy, more than ever.Love is in tha' air.
Yeah, and that's exactly the reason why I don't like Alana too much..She can be okay, but she's never really liked me.
Yes, there's Wonderboy, but can it match...
TRIBUTE?
I can call yew Wonderboy, oh yes I can.
So, how bout them new items and all that... internet... technology..I gots my new avi.
And Daniel can't wait to go trick-or-treating with you Monday night.And also on Gaia.And we're going as British soldiers. ;D
IN A LITTLE WHITE PEANUT!