Gum is the #1 toy in the world from teens to toddlers. Even s are gum freaks.But, there are restrictions to what you can and can't (shouldn't) do with gum. You should already know of the things that gum is ment for, but what should you NOT do with it, and why not? The answers to your gum issues are all here!!!
(1)Never ever ever never chew gum in class without the teacher's permission because he/she/it might make you spit it out but, you probably don't WANT to spit it out. Well too bad because the world does not revolve around you... it revolves around me... So you need to find an easy way to get rid of the gum but you don't want to walk across the classroom and throw away your gum then walk all the way back and sit down. So you take the gum out of your mouth and throw it at the ceiling because you know it will stick (this has been tested and yes it does work if you don't belive me try it.). Then you get an ISS for not doing as told.
(2) Do NOT give cows gum because they are gum hogs and they already have gum ( what else would they be chewing?). P.S.- Next time you need gum and you ask for some from a cow they just stare at you like they don't know what you are talking about but they do and they just don't want to share like the JERKS that they are...
(3) Unless you want to get fired... don't put your gum on your bald boss's head when he is complaining about how hiddeous you work station is because he will just get mad at you and it is not cool to have a short, fat, bald guy yelling at you for sticking gum on his head... so next time pput it on his new sweater vest. biggrin
(4) Don't give your fish gum because you might suddenly decide that you WANTED that gum and he won't give it back...
If you have anymore tips and advice on what NOT to do with gum, comment here! biggrin biggrin
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