Have you ever wanted to unleash that annoying side of youself but, ar you too stuck up to do it? Follow this advice on how to annoy people you DON'T know because if you do these things to people who actually know you... you might not wake up again...
(1)Walk over to their table and ask to borrow their ketchup. Lean over their food to get it.Then "accidently" open the cap and as you pull it across the table squirt it in all of their food.
(2) Find a person with a steak then pick it up, hug it, and scream," STEAKY!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!" Then put it in your back pocket and walk away.
(3) Take their napkin, blow your nose in it then stuff it in their drink.
(4) Walk over to a random table and follow these lines.
YOU- HEY BUDDY!!! Remember me??? We met in high school and we were best friends! Hey do you mind if I sit here?
THEM- Um... I don't think I-
YOU- Hey!! Are these potatoes? I LOVE potatoes!! (start eating their food with your hands)
THEM- Uh... I don't know you...
YOU- Oh oops!!! You're not my high school buddy!!! My mistake! (get up and leave)
(5) Walk up to a table smell the person's food then lick it and walk away.
If you have anymore stupid ideas of what to do to people you don't know at a restraunt, post here on comments. biggrin
ATTENTION!!!
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU GET ARRESTED FOR REALLY DOING THESE THINGS!
doyoulikewaffles1 Community Member 
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