1. As you go to you table, ask to "borrow" their ketchup, lean over their food to get the ketchup and make sure that you get your arm and shirt sleeves in their food, then open the top of it and as you lean back across the table squirt ketchup on their food % ly on purpose".
2. Look for a table with a person eating steak. Walk over to their table, grab the steak, hug it and say," THERE YOU ARE STEAKY!! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!" then put it in your back pocket and walk away.
3. Go to the restroom and stuff some toilet paper in you pants, make sure some of it is hanging out.
(more later)
doyoulikewaffles1 Community Member 
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