Once upon a time, there was this dog. The dog was really big. He was so big that he could see over all the tallest buildings, and over the mountains. One day, he decided that he didn’t want to be big anymore, so he sought help from a Warlock. The warlock said “I can make you small, but I’m gonna need one of your paws to do the spell.” The dog thought about it for a while, but he didn’t want to lose his paw, so he ate the Warlock instead. Then he went to the city to get a job, but all the people said, “You can’t get a job here! You’re too big to fit into the building, you’re so big that you can see over the building.” and nobody would hire the dog. And the dog said, “You’d better give me a job, cause I’m big enough to eat you!” and one guy said “That sounds like a threat” so he called in the army. And the army brought tanks, but the dog was so big that the tanks didn’t really do anything to him, so he just ate the tanks, and they went inside his belly with the Warlock. The Warlock and the tanks were still alive, so the Warlock was gonna turn all of the tanks into umm...but then...all of a sudden, stomach acids come in and the Warlock and all the tanks are dead now! Cause I decided that I didn’t want them to be alive.
So the dog runs away from the city, cause no one will give him a job there, and all the people are angry at him now anyways, but he can’t hide, because he’s so big that he’s even too tall to hide behind the mountains, but then he finds this one mountain that’s really, really big, so he digs a hole under it. But the mountain was actually a volcano, so then, when all the people were coming to get him cause they were still angry that he ate some of them, the volcano spilled lava all down its side, and it covered the hole and became lava rock, and then the dog lived there forever because he couldn’t get out.
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