One upon a time, Hedrig the porcupine set off on an adventure through the dark and creepy woods.
When he got to the heart of the forest, there stood a unicorn with a sword.
The unicorn said "I hate these woods! They're dark and crazy all the time!"
Hedrig suggested the unicorn eat the trees.
The unicorn suggested that Hedrig stop wasting the unicorn's time.
Hedrig suggested that they bring in an army of beavers, and the unicorn said "No way"
But it was too late cause Hedrig already called the beavers over half an hour ago.
Then the woods were no longer dark and crazy forest trees,
But instead somewhat dark and only slightly crazy stumps,
And the unicorn was okay with this.

The End.

A quick bedtime story that I texted to a friend one night.