A guy walks into a sex shop:CAN I HAVE ONE OF THEM BLOW UP DOLLS ?
WHAT KIND WOULD YOU LIKE SIR ?
A MIDDLE EASTERN ONE PLZTHX, I HEAR THEY BLOW THEMSELVES UP.
rofl
A women gets a job working on a tickle me elmo production line.
One day one of her coworkers complain to the boss that she keeps backing up production.
The boss walks down and sees a gaint pile of elmos in one corner. The women reaches for the next one, cuts a bit of the fur off and wraps two marbles with it.
The boss looked out raged and tells her "I said give them two test tickles"
