THE O IN THE MORNING SHOW!
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O: Good morning everyone. Today we will be talking to several people who are forced to live with each other and can't get along, but they can't move.
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O: *waves hands to calm down audience* Now, without further ado, let's bring out the first! Everyone give a big Seattle welcome toooo...... J!!!
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*J enters*
O: Good morning J!
J: Good morning O, and please, call me AJ.
O: Haha, alright.... AJ. So, who is the person you wanted to talk about today?
J: Well, I don't know if I should say his name or not....
O: It's alright, please do tell.
J: Okay.... well, his name's S. He lives in the same place as me, though neither of us has a choice. He's always beating me up, even attacking me with swords.
O: You almost sound like your standing up for him. It's alright to be honest.
J: Well..... I just find it hard to talk badly about people. ESPECIALLY when they aren't even in the same room.
O: And what if he WAS in the same room?
J: Then I might be able to. I just hate talking about people behind their backs that's all.
O: I can understand that, but what if I told you S was here right now, in the back?
J: He-he's HERE, NOW?!
O: Yes, come on out S! Everyone give him a round of applause!
*S enters*
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S: Hello.... maggots.
O: Hahaha, welcome S. It's good to see you. Now, you've heard everything J has said, so what do you think about it?
S: Heh, this little s**t deserves to die, he's just lucky he's on the side he's on or else I could have killed him a thousand times already.
O: And there you have it! We'll hear J's response right after these few messages.
