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So anyway, Jobo (the Hobo), decided to get the Meepits on his side. He pondered on was to get them to be their friend. He then realized that the Meepits open so many cans of whoopass, that they tend to run out, and thanks to the damned inflation, the prices of store bought whoopass were very high, and the Meepits lived off the money taken from their victims. So, Jobo decided to make his own whoopass to give to the Meepits. But, unfortunately, he didn't know how to make whoopass. So he got in his Yaris, (I love that word so much!) and drove to Dome Hepot, (we didn't want any lawsuits, also I forgot how to do the trademark thingy). The workers at Dome Hepot told him that he needed a special kind of flower to make whoopass, but you can put it in any can. Jobo realized that the flowers he grew from the plot that he stole with the seeds he looted could make whoopass. He got in his Yaris and drove home. Jobo then preceded to pick the flowers, then he realized that the Feepits were trying to steal the flowers to make whoopass and open a can of it on the Meepits.

A few weeks later, his whoopass was complete and fully canned. So Jobo decided to leave a can of it out in the open. As the Meepits started to come, Jobo came out and made a deal with the Meepits, he would give them whoopass, and they would do random s**t for him. But, he had to give it to them at a secret spot. (Hobos are stupid and you'll find out why in the next chapter).

So after a few weeks of the deliveries, one day when he hopped in his Yaris, when he was driving to the secret spot to deliver the whoopass, something happened. Unfortunately I will have to write a new book on what happened in the car. This book will be titled "Meepits In A Yaris". (Ripoff of Snakes On A Plane).