"So, instead of me carrying my sword, I carry a big bag, filled with books and others items. I listen to the same person talk about different subjects. I do work on those subjects. I return home. And I do more work on those subjects."
"Sounds fun, I know."
"NO! It doesn't sound fun! It sounds like a pain in the a**!"
Zola came out of the kitchen and grabbed sojiro around the neck with one big arm.
"BOY!! I told you bout' you language didn't I?! Don't you look away from me!!"
Zola grabbed a bar of soap and jammed it into his mouth.
"YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"
Sojiro roared, jumping away, and rubbing his mouth.
"I'm tryin' to use positive reinforcment. Preacher use to say it works like a charm. I've been doin' it with Ryoko here, and it worked for here."
Ryoko stuck her tounge out. "Doesn't taste too good, does it?"
Sojiro gave her a stupid look.
"What do you think?!"
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Sojiro put his foot on the bike and pushed off.
"I think I got it this time! WHOA!!"
Sojiro fell off into a pile of trashbags.
Ryoko laughed and fell down.
"Yeah, right. Almost!"
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"I'm not sure if this is the right way."
Ryoko nodded leaning over her plate.
"No, you got it."
"But, Its crooked."
Sojiro grabbed the other spoon.
"There! Now I got it!"
He held the two spoons together like chopsticks.
"No, You had it right before!"
Ryoko sighed and sat down her spoon and showed him.
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((((((This wasn't meant to be a chapter. Just to show how clueless Sojiro is about the Future. ^_^" )))))))
Sojiro_ReducedEarth · Tue Jun 20, 2006 @ 09:22pm · 2 Comments |