He wears white workout pants to teach in a public school full of vicious, man-eating pre-teens.
You can hear him saying "Push it, Push it harder!" quite loudly while he's in the mens locker room.
He wears a G-String. I hope he trips on his thongs and falls into a volcano.
He's missing the obvious "boner" when your female Gym Teachers thong is peeking out the top of her bulge-tastic workout outfit.
HE'S NICE
He's a total pansy and the other teacher who used to teach Jazzercize can beat him in a footrace.
He wears socks with flip-flops. Yes, black socks.
He calls you "Mr, and Ms".
He's got more hair on his thumb then on his head.
[ As you can see, another installment of my rantins, jsut as I promised. Once again, if you happen to be my last years Gym Teacher or a Transgender, feel free to PM with complaints. Lord knows I'll ignore you anyway rofl Be back with more tomorrow.]
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