The rain hit my house hard, next time I will invest in plastic shielding. Garbage bags are good for stopping those pestky leaks. I also caught me some dinner! I went fishing in a lake and found a couple of guppies, they are my pets now, I also caught some cans with some great food still inside them. I also caught a new pair of boots.
The ocean is full of boots. The ocean liners use gnomes as power, the gnomes swimm behind the great ocean liners and they need the boots to stay safe from sharks. I was lucky to find a left boot, most gnomes have two right feet so they can dance with the wood nymphs. All things with two right feet are all expert dancers, I got the left boot, so it must have been from a defective gnome. If a gnome loses their boots they will be eaten by sharks instantly. Sharks follow the ocean liners for this very reason. If there are gnomes with both left and right feet they can pass for human, they all work for the government. The government uses defective gnomes to break-in the shoes of normal employees. The normal gnomes are good accountants, but not as good as the dwarfs, who are the hated rivals of the gnomes, except Mexico where they have banded together to fight the Chupacabras. If the gnomes and the dwarfs ever do make an unholy union we are all doomed.
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These writing were found scribbled on the inside of a refrigerator box.
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