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I saw something that disturbed me today, a midget was walking down the sidewalk and came upon an old can, she looked down at the can, before picking it up and putting it in the trash. I talked to the can and it said that the gnome had dead eyes. I think the gnomes have started to make with the zombies. This can not be good since the government will want to test this new breed of soldiers. I fear that the squirls will in the park will stage a protest, since they don't like zombies, or gnomes and they are not too peachy keen on the government. They do however like acorns and bread.
My shoes are so old, I think I will have to get a new pair from the shoe trees. Shoe trees grow in dangerous neighborhoods, they disguise themselves as telephone poles so people will not cut them down to get their shoe shapped fruit.