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"You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu! "

"When I started Gaia fishing, I didn't know I'd catch myself a friend. "

What have I ever done to you, that you would treat me so disrespectfully? "

"We're inseperable, like Ian and Rufus! "

"Can I add you to my friend list? "

"You must be a troll, because you put a flame in my heart! "

"You call that an outfit? It looks like the cover of Dishrags Monthly. "

"Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo! "

"Don't take it personally when I start running as fast as I can. "

"My love for you inflates faster than the marketplace. "

"I'll be waiting in your bushes in case you change your mind! "

"Your heart is as cold and hard as Rock Puppy! "

"Ours is a love that dare not post its name. "

"If you're a gift from Heaven, I hope I can find the receipt. "

"Are you a UFO, cause you just abducted my heart! "

"Are you a scammer? 'Cause you just stole my heart! "

"Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service. "

"I think we should start seeing other people in 3... 2... 1... "

"Do you have a halo? 'Cause you must be an angel. "

"Your pepper spray has an exquisite aftertaste! "

"I wouldn't trade you for all the rare items on Gaia... well, actually... "

"No... it's okay... I was just kidding about liking you... crying "

"Now I know the true meaning of "BFF." BACON FEEDING FRENZY! "

"I doubt that it was the WORST pickup line you've ever heard... "

"I'm sorry, I mistook you for a grombie! "

"Which grade of bait do you like? Because you're a keeper! "

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the person I won't call? "

""Stalker" is such a strong word... "

"Roses are red, carnations can be pink. On this day of Valentine, I love you... I think. "

"My love for you is beyond emoticons. "

"You call that a face?.It's not a rash, it's just the lighting in here! "

"It's not you, it's me. Well, it's kind of both of us... but mostly you. "

"Are you a ToS violation? Cause you got fine written all over you. "

"Alas, my heart has been PWNED. "

"You were #1 on my wishlist! "

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. "

"Aww, this is nice. Thanks for the hug. Thanks. I said thanks! OKAY, GET OFF ME! "

"Are you fishing for a fight or just Bass'ken for trouble? "

"I've found the missing piece to my jigsaw. "

"Fine, reject me! Now you'll never see my skill with the banjo! "

" sweatdrop "

"A/S/L? "