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Ooo, lookie, a fun little narrative… |
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“Awwww, just five more minutes” I groaned as something poked me in the back. I was still asleep in my nice, comfy bed and I wasn’t about to give it up without a fight.
“Not this time, you slacker” someone said and the poking got harder.
“Wait, that voice sounds familiar” I mumbled as I turned over to look at its source. Even without my glasses on yet I could tell who it was. “Hey conscience, what did I do this time?”
He stopped jabbing me with a ruler and said slyly “Get up and see for your self.”
Sighing, I looked around the room. It was mine, which was probably a good sign considering how unhappy my conscience looked. Reluctant to leave the warm covers, I simply sat up, hoping that would be enough to make him happy. “Aggg, my head!” I moaned, clutching my aching forehead “What exactly did I do last night?”
“Let’s play a guessing game!” he said in the sickly sweet voice he uses when he wants to be really sarcastic. “SO, where were you two weeks ago?”
“At a meeting” I said.
“On a Friday night?” he asked accusingly.
“Well, it was more like a meeting party”
He raised an eyebrow and tapped his foot, so I thought it best to give more info.
“And I had six Dr. Peppers that day and stayed up till 5 and got three hours of sleep, but so what?”
“What about the rest of the weekend?” he asked.
“I got all my homework done like a good little girl and slept kinda bad”
“And the weekdays?”
“Well… I spent hours taking on the phone and IM, and was too wired to sleep much, but it was loads of fun.”
“and Friday?”
“… I had a date”
“what about Saturday?”
“a night out with friends and a sleepover after, but I still got up for church”
“sensing a patter here?”
“Ummm, I haven’t slept very well in about three weeks, hu?”
“and what does that mean?”
“Im sick, aren’t I?” I asked as I fell back against my pillows. “Serves me right, and it’s just in time for spring break too…”
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I love poking fun at myself. It’s interesting to sit back and watch as I find out where my limits are. It’s good to actually have time to be sick and not need to stress about it. All considering, I’m doing quite well.
 The_liz_42 · Fri Mar 09, 2007 @ 04:59pm · 0 Comments |
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