• Diary of Evil
    By: AwesomeSexyPantsNerd


    Day one. I have decided to become evil. It was an easy career choice, especially since I’m just a farmer. Hell, it’s either become a hero, and do all those idiotic heroic things like fight dragons and put your life on the line for some skirt in chairman; remain as a farmer and scoop horse… manure for the rest of time; or become evil and do whatever the hell I want to do, as long as I enjoy doing it.



    Ordered my evil study-at-home kit today. It took a few coppers that I just really didn’t have, but I figured I’m going to be evil anyway. So, I sold the neighbor’s goats without his permission. Now I just wait for the mail to get here.