• Oooooh!
    Dashing through the snow,
    On a pair of rubber skis,
    through the woods we go,
    crashing into trees! (BANG!BANG!BANG!)

    The snow has turned bright red,
    I think I might be dead,
    All I Want for Christmas is an artificial head!!!

    Oooooh!
    Nine-One-One, Nine-One-One,
    Someone Call the cops!
    Take me to the hospital and give me lots of shots!

    OW!!!!!!!!!!