• Oh, he's fooling off in every game~
    He's the man of Poker, and the man of Dice~
    And, you better play fair, or he won't play nice~

    He is The Joker~
    The Foolish Joker~
    He made the king sad~
    And made him so mad~
    That the king became the Choker~

    He never likes bologne~
    He never likes the cheese~
    He never likes anyone~
    He didn't even say please~

    I gave you the fun~
    I gave you the joy~
    I gave you a pun~
    And you think I'm a toy?!

    NO!

    He is The Joker~
    The Foolish Joker~
    He made the king sad~
    And made him so mad~
    That the king became the Stock Broker!~

    He always made the princess giggle~
    He always made her laugh~
    He always ate the food for the king~
    He always ate the stuff on his staff~

    I know you lied~
    I know you tried~
    I know you drank the wine~
    I know you stole the family jewels that came from the man who got fried~

    W-WHAT?!

    He is The Joker~
    The Foolish Joker~
    He made the king sad~
    And made him so mad~
    That the king became the Smoker~

    Oh, he's messing up the freaking song~
    He messed up every line~
    But don't you forget,
    And don't go yet,
    Because the song I sung was MINE.