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Once I was eating a delicious chicken. It was an awesome meal. Then I saw a mutant coming at me. It shoved me with its shovel into its nose. Then I fell through its throat. Then I became a hobo and I was ugly suddenly I was in this world ruled by chickens. The mayor was a chicken. But I was too good for him. But then it hit me. But then a 100 pound dog fell on me. Suddenly the leader of the cooperation hit me with a hamster that was shaped as a bat. He was diet coke and his evil companion cherry coke. His evil companion turned his bottle at me. But then I got mad he was provoking me to attack him. So I charged right at him with my ultimate weapon which is a donut. Then I defeated him. Then I went to my regular world but I was the leader and everyone was a chicken. Looks like I altered the world. A word that is weird and I like to say is defooted.