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One time i was walkin then this UFO hit me!
Im like what the ****.Then this alien dude with sunglasses came out he said."I shall destroy all humans"muhahahahahaha.
Then i said your not goin to the destroy unless im on the job.
Youre no match for me simple humanoid.
Then i got all mad! mad *takes out bazooka* *shoots alien explosion comes out*but
he doesnt die.*alien takes out a giant laser beam and shoots it at my eye* burning_eyes Youre twisted evil.Yes i am twisted So i go in slow motion and shoot him throw his butthole and he explodes.Then i walk away and ditch him!thats the last of him.and i was all bruised so i fall on the ground and more aliens step out of the UFO.TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!