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One time i was walkin in the street then a hobo pushed me and my wallet fell.
he took all of it so i got mad. mad so i ran after him but he was to slow so but.
i couldnt beat him. so he tripped and fell off a cliff once he landed he exploded.
then his parents came and started cryin cry then they shot me with a gun.
*black out* wahmbulance i was in the hospital dyin. i said to my best friend.
"tell my momma i love her then i died but then my heart started beatin fast and
i woke up for REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so i went to the hobo shrinked him with my shrink ray and ate him for breakfast with soothing syrup on pancakes.then i started selling some.i said its the soothing sensation sweeping the nation. then a car ran over me and i died. xp