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So the aliens pickme up and take me to their UFO and im dead asleep xp
Then i wake up and im on the planet mars.im being tested ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
scream so i take out my shotgun.and kill the an alien and take his skin
for a disguise.*puts on alien skin*then i go to the leader which is guarded
by a giant door.****cant open it.um.......whats the password again.........
i like potatoes.*the door suddenly opens.i throw my gun at the aliens
bodyguards then they all die! so i try to shoot the leader but all my shots miss.
damn im out of ammo.sorry to come in .oh damn im gonna die .srry sweatdrop
then suddenly i find a gun loaded with ammo and i pick it up.Then we have an
epic battle.i throw away the gun and take out my legendary sword.and he takes
out his evil legendary sword and we have a fight between me and him.
but he was no alien he was an evil sword master. so he slashes part of my hand
off gonk nooo!but i wont give up so i slash his foot off.
arggh u are a great warrior human but youre no match for my true form.
muhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!theres another form.give me a break.
then he becomes this demon with a tail wings and deadly claws. confused then ninjas come in with shurikens and team up on me ninja with them and the deadly monster ill die.why does life have to be this way!so i transform and kill all of
them but the monster is still alive so i throw an atomic bomb and mars explodes.
and i fall through the sky turning back into my regular form and i land on a car.
*falls on car and smacks it bad*with everything messed up.and i almost died.
somewhere out there theres the evil swordmaster.15 minutes later the swordmaster falls down and hands me his sword.then he dies. he said use it when aliens attack.then i gonk noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!