So Friday I went to the Ren. Fair. It's been years since I've been able to go. So since Mi-ko and I had the day off we went together. It was really fun, and I remembered why I don't like going to the Ren. Fair. I'm too poor. >-<
But besides giving up a shirt I wanted, among many other things, we had dinner. It was The Boar's Head feast. People tell jokes and and sing songs while you eat, and the waiters give you back rubs. Which was really nice. And at the end you can tip them if you want. There are three ways to do so. One is the chicken basket, you drop your tip in the basket. The second way is to tip the girls...by rolling your tip up nice and tight and uh inserting it in her bosom...with your teeth. Now note this is if you are of the male gender. Females tip by placing the tip somewere on their person...and then the waiters take the tip with their teeth.
*cough* Now this very nice looking gentleman (with long hair) came by Mi-ko and I a few times during the meal. So to tip him I folded up two dollars and placed it in my bra strap on my left shoulder. And I mean on the top of my shoulder. He said that that wasn't very fun...so he placed his mouth on the right side of my neck...and slowly (I mean slowly) licked (yes, LICKED) his way around to my left shoulder. redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface
I turned very red during this. And as Mi-ko watched all she could say was "Ok, dude. You need to start paying us if you're going to be doing that." >-< redface
Thank god he was good looking!
But anyways I bought a bottle. It's a pretty blue bottle with a frosted Jolly Roger on it, and underneth it says "Drink up me hearties Yo-ho". I also got some nifty pirate decals, and a green Celtic circle. I don't know if any of you guys know but I love celtic designs and circles. I was a little sad I couldn't find a nice looking Celtic ring to fit around my ring finger, that was in my price range. *pout* But on the up side I made Mi-ko happy. I bough her a cloak. >-< She was cold and it looks really cute on her. She said was about to cry. So I was happy.
And it seems like almost over night winter sprang up on us. The weather's suddenly becoming cold. And I'm seeing a lot of people with pants and jackets on. I'm happy I have a car this year, so I don't have to walk home like I did last year. Yay!
Anyways that's all that's been up. Catch you all on the flip side!
Today's Joke: What's the difference between a man and a bird?
A bird can whistle through his pecker. >-<
Happy Anniversary to Rowlin and Hyruke!
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