- Dear Diary,
Today I grew a p***s. It's everything that every guy says it's cracks up to be.
It stands up when arose and when my tummy get's full of warm buttery feelings.
Oh, and when I think about girls overall. O////O;
It's sometimes hard to hide, and I don't have well control over it.
I don't have a jungle down there either, I'm very well trim.
But I'm proud to say that mine is very smooth with no veins in sight with a great tip.
I felt like shaking hands with it for a long time all morning, but I decided not to.
I'm gonna save it all for one special girl. <33
That and all my energy. We males sure use a lot of energy each time. D8
I plan to have a legion of children some day, all mine, and maybe from
many other girls. whee
Time to knock some girls up~
-Ish gonna get kill by Ashton- xDD;;
Community Member
-Crosses out that last bit.-
I forbid you from knocking other girls up. <___<