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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
I hate Christmas, and you should too.
Roses are Green, Sometimes Pink
I hate Christmas, it really does stink.
Roses are Orange, Kinda never Grey
I hate Christmas, it's really a suckish kinda Day.
Roses are Beige, ok maybe White
I hate Christmas, oh please feel my plight.
Roses are Magenta and perhaps even Black
I hate Christmas, No! I won't take it back.
Roses are Yellow, never striped or polka dotted
I hate Christmas, oops, I think I farted.
hahaha!!! you read my poem and I think it does stink
in more ways than one, I just kinda hope it made you think.
- by imarshmallow-dreams |
- Holiday Poem Contest
- | Submitted on 12/09/2008 |
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- Title: Bah hum bug
- Artist: imarshmallow-dreams
- Description: xmas not all its supposed to be
- Date: 12/09/2008
- Tags: stinkypoem
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Comments (7 Comments)
- Steve Kittsune - 03/29/2009
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Christmas is a wonderful time of year, if you let it...
If you think Christmas was bad for you,
I came home 6 days before the big day to a dead dog.
A few years ago, my GRANDMOTHER died on Christmas Day!
I have every reason to hate Christmas Day too...
But I do not.
For the real reason
Of the Christmas Season
Is the miracle of that first Christmas. - Report As Spam
- Ben Shivler - 03/02/2009
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- Feevil - 02/12/2009
- LOL and I just noticed your reference image
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- Feevil - 02/12/2009
- i hate xmas too, great ugly poem. bah humbug!!! biggrin
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- kryptic_valiance - 12/18/2008
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i agree with dark serraphim...but it made me laugh
"Roses are Yellow, never striped or polka dotted
I hate Christmas, oops, I think I farted." XD LMAO
but seriously. Roses are green? Ya mean the stem? 2/5 - Report As Spam
- imarshmallow-dreams - 12/17/2008
- ty, and yeah, i agree, this was just for fun one and not as good ..ty for voting again smile
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- Dark Serraphim - 12/17/2008
- You can not like Christmas all you like--as long as your write it in a well done poem. Your other poem was MUCH better than this. The other one made me think, this one is much more juvenile and makes you seem foolish. Your other poem is much better, Smiling. Don't take offense when said that this is not good. It isn't compared to how well you did with the other one.
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