• Waking up one morning knowing its Christmas day the boy thought,"holy smokes i got toys"so he went down stairs to play.
    tripping on his p.j's feeling such a klutz he fell down the stairs to the landing saying "i think i broke my butt!".
    A rush to the kid (what his parents did)in a swoosh of oh gosh oh gee how could it be!
    "are you hurt?" asks his parents "but knowing what to do he simply says "did Santa bring me a kazoo?"
    His parents felt quite indifferent they thought their boy was hurt!
    Answering the question "no but i think that thing is a shirt!"
    the boy ran to the tree knowing he's rather clever.good that hes not going to the hospital....

    "THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!"