• Its just in time for the Holidays, mrgreen
    where there's festive fun,
    the snow falls,
    and children play.
    this Holiday,
    the teenaged girls, 4laugh
    in thier UGGS,
    the mall santa, smile
    with his kindness,
    the shoppers run to buy presents,
    for thier loved ones, heart
    the elves busy at work,
    the smell of gingerbread passes through,
    But theres one thing I must tell you,
    the Holidays arent so clean, twisted
    they're extremely naughty too, evil
    Why is it that there are fewer girls on the Naughty list? scream
    Why is the snow all yellow,
    Why! That kids eating some! blaugh
    Why do the teenaged girls,
    buy those skimpy santa costumes,
    The mall Santa however,
    why, he's a perv! pirate
    Why does he try so hard to get kids to sit on his lap? wink
    The shoppers push and shove, scream
    to return their rejected gifts,
    the elves are working minimum wage,
    and the gingerbread boy is running,
    far, far, away.
    So i must show you,
    I am right.
    The HOlidays arent so nice after all. wink