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Santa is...
SANTA CLAUSE IS...A STALKER!
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're a wake.
He knows when you've been bad and good
So RUN for goodness sake!
He breaks into your house
Quiet as a mouse
If you lock the doors
He's slick down the chimney
What a louse!
Santa Claus is...a stalker!
He's watching you
He's stalking me
He's putting toys, with trackers, under your tree.
Santa Claus is...a stalker!
He lost that extra pound
Then moved in with your neighbor
You though he looked extra weird
But blamed it on the screensaver.
Santa Claus is...a stalker!
Now count to one two
Now three four five
If you don't make a wish he'll eat you alive!
Santa Claus is a stalker!
...a STALKER
- by Shishi Kokoro |
- Holiday Poem Contest
- | Submitted on 12/12/2008 |
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- Title: Santa Claus is a Stalker!
- Artist: Shishi Kokoro
- Description: Well It's called...Santa is a Stalker...It's based on true facts...If you believe in Santa you better be scared!
- Date: 12/12/2008
- Tags: santa claus stalker
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Comments (7 Comments)
- Mike_The_Mets_King - 02/28/2010
- haha! funny!
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- x_iiSlapDemWannaBs - 07/12/2009
-
ME SCARED OF SANTA NOW
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- 6vampire6prince6 - 02/20/2009
- omg that was funny nice job with it .
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- silver2208 - 02/07/2009
- LOL! Awesome.
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- dawn till dawn - 02/01/2009
- Awsome i lve it
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- Forsaken Neko - 12/16/2008
- whoah! nice poem! :]
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- MyBloodyAngelz - 12/16/2008
- lol wow that was awsame poam dude
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