• As the aliens and vampires rampage for fun
    and the zombies hug raindeer attempting to run
    They will all stop and listen with fascination
    To the sound of the holiday's new resolution

    Let us celebrate a year of wonder and excitement
    with all differences bound tightly, both ladies and gents
    In a world like no other, we've come to discover
    we are naturally the best of the worlds to recover
    So come with me, hold on, at last and united

    On this Christmas of Christmases
    With great tidings for the masses
    Spread your splunders, your passions
    and even n00b bashin's
    To each and everyone, even our dear Moo Claus
    Good Tidings this year for the next and a dozen

    As stockings are stuffed with watermeat plush
    and trees are decorated in holiday rush
    All the Gaians will hear a jingle so clear
    The sound of Good tidings and joy for this year!