• All the presents are wrapped and attired with bows,
    all the couples assigned to their mistletoe,
    St. Nick's on his way to watch you sleep,
    all the while, the children count sheep,
    He knows what your doing and he knows what you've done,
    and he's on his way for some holiday fun,
    Just kidding, Santa's really a good guy,
    he gives presents and eats cookies, and his reindeer fly...
    Christmas is that holiday where everyone goes a little insane,
    PRESENTS! FUZZY HATS!! CANDY CANES!!!
    Well, not that bad, but you know what I mean,
    when the US flag suddenly goes red white and green,
    I think it's gone too far..........
    No, I'm wrong...
    It can never go too far...
    Christmas is coming and soon it will snow,
    we can open the presents and untie the bows,
    St. Nick will go back to the South Pole,
    and everyone will set their New Year goal,
    When the presents are open and the cocoa is gone,
    you will feel your energy sag, and you'll unleash a yawn,
    You'll turn on the music and curl up in bed,
    then thoughts will begin to enter your head...
    "PRESENTS! FUZZY HATS!! CANDY CANES!!!
    I wonder what's in store for next Christmas..."