• Oh, the fun on holidays,
    more than one can comprehend.
    Buying endless amounts of gifts,
    my wits are at their end.

    But finally the perfect gift,
    I think I've found, for all.
    The chunks of hair I pulled out,
    while rushing through the mall.

    See, the thought is what does really count,
    so i think they'll understand.
    When they open up their present,
    like heck, they'll think it's bland!

    I know that i'm just sitting here,
    sounding like a grump.
    But if YOU were stuffed with fruit cake,
    I'd not sound like a chump.

    So basicly, to rap this up,
    I'm just trying to show my joy,
    (cough*)
    Because you know how i love Christmas,
    and shopping... oh boy, oh boy......