• Hey Diddle Diddle
    I'm the sibling in the middle
    and all I'm getting is socks
    little Odette gets a chia pet
    she likes gardening in style
    and my sister Bee gets a Wii
    I just sit and watch all the while
    cause of the twenty seven children
    that my parents went and had
    I'm the only one among them who won't be very glad
    when they open their presents and all I see is socks
    being the youngest of thirteen was nice for a while
    when the others popped out I no longer got to smile
    I am buried under siblings
    from Billy-Bob to little Lou-Who
    Tammy, Sammy, Pammy, Greg, Mark, and Kelly, Hillary, Sid, and Darla
    Reggy, Zeeky, Earl, and Grant
    Eliza, Kevin, Stacy
    Carlos, Jesus, Wednesday, and Sookie too, Leroy, Arlene, and Ox
    they'll all get perfect presents
    and all I'm getting is Socks