• All these prizes, which one's me?
    A Sha-dow Spirit or a new Ki-ki?
    Too bad I didn't know that link was WHACK
    So I've lost all my gold and the shirt on my back, now.

    G-A-I-A
    Fun, dai-ly!
    O-N-LINE-DOT-COM-BABY!

    Saw the war-ning on my screen,
    Didn't read it, I was too la-zy.
    So now I look-just-like-a-noob,
    Hope this ne-ver happens-to-you.

    G-A-I-A
    Fun, dai-ly!
    O-N-LINE-DOT-COM-BABY!

    Now I'm these char-i-ties
    Gonna gain back my dream a-vi.
    Most us-ers were all robbed too,
    From hack-ers who are so cruel.

    G-A-I-A
    Fun, dai-ly!
    O-N-LINE-DOT-COM-BABY!