Attack Of The Cat
5ir Psycho 5exy
So, you're an innocent baby, stumbling on down the street, taking your first steps into the world, when all of a sudden... something big, black, and furry jumps out at you from the bushes! BAM! It hits you smack in the face and you fall down.
This, my friend, is your first time getting owned. Get used to it, because it happens a lot in life. :D
(I know the child is off, but it's the only mildly scared-looking one I could use that didn't layer UNDER the bush. D=)