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Interrogating a Marshmallow
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Title:
Interrogating a Marshmallow
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Artist:
Randy Jenkins
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Description:
Randy Jenkins was making s'mores at a campfire, when a marshmallow became sentient and said hi. Randy felt threatened.
"WHO SENT YOU? WAS IT THE MARSHMALLOW ILLUMINATI!?"
To which it responded,
"I just wanted to know how your day was. Would you like to hear about the Church of the All-Knowing Marshmallow?"
Randy Jenkins paused.
"Oh... it's just one of you. ******** off, I'm an atheist."
Mr. Jenkins then murdered it, and became silent.
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"I knew I should've brought hot dogs instead!"
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Date:
04/19/2017
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Tags:
interrogating
marshmallow
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