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Hey. Name's Briar. I'm 28. Am I a girl or a boy? Yes. They/them pronouns please.<br />
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I have just rediscovered this, and honestly it's such a relic. My original about is below, so I can look back on my old self in shame and reflect on how I have grown as a person.<br />
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~time warp circa 2009~<br />
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Well, I'm extremely random, I'm a total otaku, I'm a bit of a perv, and the quote of my life is "That's what she said!" I'm almost constantly writing; in fact, I get very upset if I don't have some sort of way to write down my ideas as they bombard my mind. I can be a little strange if I don't get enough sleep, but my friends deal. We're a strange bunch.<br />
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I'm addicted to Red Bull, yaoi, and roleplaying. No, not IRL. God, you have such a dirty mind! Wait, who am I to talk? Anyways, feel free to leave a message. I don't bite, unless you want me to... *cough* Pretend you didn't read that. Well, I'll let you go now, since most of you probably have better things to do than read about me.<br />
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Wind to thy wings!<br />
Sadullos misli!<br />
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Quotes<br />
"Writing is like sex - you have to be in the mood."<br />
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"I am not an alcoholic! I just choose not to stop."<br />
"Could you stop?"<br />
"That's not something I'm willing to find out!"<br />
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"It was essential. Darwinism, my friend. The students still alive after that are tough enough to wipe their own asses, so I might have just improved the future evolution of the Wizarding world."<br />
"A first year fainted."<br />
"See, kill it, or don't let it reproduce, and its pansy genes won't enter the gene pool."<br />
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"I hear you did my surgery?"<br />
"I did. You have a beautiful small intestine, by the way."<br />
"That's creepy on levels I don't want to contemplate."<br />
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"Right, must not get distracted. Are any of you allergic to any explosives, latex, or duct tape? No? Good. Well then, I'm going to teach you how to build a simple door opening bomb."<br />
"Is that a good idea? I mean- Why the hell do you carry C4 in your pocket?"<br />
"Because it is socially awkward if a man carries a purse."<br />
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"Well, if we really want to be technical, Adam and Eve weren't married, so we're all bastards in the eyes of God."<br />
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