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FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that s**t was fun!" <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry <br />
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." <br />
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FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. <br />
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the f**k out <br />
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This is by my friend WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :<br />
1.follow them around the house everywhere.<br />
2. Moo when they say your name.<br />
3. Pretend to have amnesia.<br />
4. Say everything backwards.<br />
5. Run into walls.<br />
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.<br />
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"<br />
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.<br />
9. Say all of the words in a film.<br />
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"<br />
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm stupid!"<br />
12. Talk to a pen.<br />
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.<br />
14. Try and climb the wall.<br />
15. In public yell "NO MoM I WILL NOT kiss YOU!!!"<br />
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.<br />
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"<br />
18. Eat your hair.<br />
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."<br />
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"<br />
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"<br />
22. Pretend to be a phone.<br />
23. Try to swim in the floor.<br />
24. Tap on their door all night.<br />
25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.....!<br />
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learn Chinese in 5 minutes... biggrin <br />
OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...<br />
You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense...<br />
1 That's not right................................. Sum Ting Wong<br />
2 Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding<br />
3 S..ee me ASAP.......................... ........ Kum Hia Nao<br />
4 Stupid Man......................... ...........Dum<br />
5 Small horse......................... .............Tai Ni Po Ni<br />
6 Did you go to the beach?..................... Wai Yu So Tan<br />
7 I bumped in to a coffee table................ Ai Bang Mai Ni<br />
8 I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat<br />
9 It's very dark in here..........................Wao So Dim<br />
10 I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching<br />
11 This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King<br />
12 staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo<br />
13 He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka<br />
14 Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu<br />
15 Great..........................................Su Pah<br />
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can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnolt blveiee taht i cuold aulacty uesddnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmeal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. So if you can raed tihs put it in yuor porflie!<br />
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