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  • Artist Info: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food. <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!" <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: cry with you <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TRUE FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. <br />
    TRUE FRINDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. <br />
    FAKE FRINDS: Would knock on your front door. <br />
    TRUE FRINDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Are for life. <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out <br />
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. <br />
    TRUE FRIENDS: Will steal this<br />
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    Total Value: 70,305 Gold, 3,333 Tickets<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Shade Ghost Hunter Protective Gloves<br />
    Battle Drone Mask<br />
    Blade's Leggings<br />
    Barton Regulars Boots<br />
    Assassin's Guise<br />
    Barton Regulars Armor<br />
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    Total Value: 253,190 Gold<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Bounty Hunter's Cowboy Hat<br />
    Gold Prince's Boots<br />
    Black Body Dye<br />
    Death Whisper (3rd gen)<br />
    Belted Pants<br />
    Assassin's Guise<br />
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    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 518,157 Gold, 2,500 Tickets<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Shade Ghost Hunter Protective Gloves<br />
    Gold Mountain Dress Shoes<br />
    Dark Vinyl Strap Pants<br />
    Assassin's Guise<br />
    Black Musketeer Top<br />
    Black Eye Stripe Tattoo<br />
    Assassin's Guise<br />
    Ancient Katana<br />
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    Total Value: 187,375 Gold<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Demonic Wind<br />
    Flame Sword<br />
    Black GetaGRIP Shoes<br />
    White Heartbreaker Jacket<br />
    Those Black 90s Pants<br />
    Vampire Hunter Hat<br />
    Vampire Potion<br />
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    A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, Slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
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