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  • Artist Info: Hello! Welcome to my profile. :3<br />
    Epic moment caught at random:<br />
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    Star Pasties
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    You don't know where it's been<br />
    (Where it's been)<br />
    It could be infected<br />
    (Infections, infections)<br />
    Covered in hair<br />
    (Oh so hairy)<br />
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    I'll give you a disease, disease<br />
    Sex-u-ally transmitted<br />
    Make you itch<br />
    (Scratch, scratch)<br />
    Make you want to see your doctor<br />
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    Inform your next partner<br />
    Don't spread it<br />
    (Don't spread your legs)<br />
    BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAARGH<br />
    UNICORNS AND RAAAAINNNBOOOOWS<br />
    ROLLIN' THEM UP IN MY KATAMAARRRIIIIII<br />
    PIMPIN' UP THE STREETS<br />
    KEEPIN' MY PIMP HAND STROOONNNGGGGG<br />
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    Can't buy that quality on iTunes. 8D
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    I'm just an ordinary girl. any questions?     <br />
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    COPYPASTATIME::<br />
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    A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. <br />
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    Girl: slow down i'm scared. <br />
    Guy: no this is fun. <br />
    Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! <br />
    Guy: then tell me you love me. <br />
    Girl: i love you now slow down. <br />
    Guy: now give me a big hug. <br />
    She gave him a big hug. <br />
    Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. <br />
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    In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile. Cause I would, Plz comment.<br />
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    Guy: I saw her today.<br />
    Girl: I saw him today.<br />
    Guy: It seems like its been forever.<br />
    Girl: I wonder if he still cares.<br />
    Guy: She looks better then before.<br />
    Girl: I couldn't help but stare at him.<br />
    Guy: I asked how things were going.<br />
    Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend.<br />
    Guy: I'd choose her over any girl I'm with.<br />
    Girl: He's probably happier now.<br />
    Guy: I couldn't even look at her.<br />
    Girl: He wouldn't even look at me.<br />
    Guy: I told her I missed her<br />
    Girl: He doesn't miss me.<br />
    Guy: I meant it.<br />
    Girl: He doesn't mean it.<br />
    Guy: I love her.<br />
    Girl: He loves his girlfriend.<br />
    Guy: I held her for the last time.<br />
    Girl: He gave me a friendly hug.<br />
    Guy: I went home and cried.<br />
    Girl: I went home and cried.<br />
    Guy: I lost her.<br />
    Girl: I love him. <br />
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