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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷStupid Things to do in WalMartƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ<br />
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<br />
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.<br />
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
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12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
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13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,<br />
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
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14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"<br />
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
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16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"<br />
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷThings that do NOT actually work, despite the fact that they seem really cool in animeƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ<br />
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1. Magic<br />
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2. Jumping off of buildings and landing on your feet<br />
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3. Defying the laws of physics with “mad martial arts skills”<br />
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4. Slapping your best friend to make them see how stupid they are being (this usually only pisses people off)<br />
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5. Meeting eyes in unspoken consent and kissing under the sunset<br />
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6. Pulling a sledgehammer out of thin air<br />
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7. Using said sledgehammer to pound lecherous boys<br />
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8. Talking animals<br />
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9. Lame ass excuses that seem to fool everyone despite how utterly insane they are.<br />
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10. The excuse “I fell down the stairs”.<br />
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11. Humans that turn into talking animals<br />
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12. Getting off from peeking at a girl’s panties with little more than a slap across the face<br />
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13. Being known as the cool and handsome brooder (doom and gloom just annoys people)<br />
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14. Miraculously surviving a ten story drop with just a broken arm<br />
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15. Being the “cute dingbat”. Dingbats are just a pain. Trust me, I know.<br />
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16. Giant fighting mecha<br />
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17. Perverted nosebleeds<br />
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18. On that note, loveable perverts. Nobody likes a pervert. I know about that, firsthand, too<br />
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19. Lewd comments being funny (they aren’t funny. They are sexual harassment, and in this country, you can be arrested for it)<br />
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20. Being blatantly truthful (Trust me, nobody likes an honest asshole. Lying makes the world go round)<br />
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21. Darkly chuckling at something and then walking away. It annoys people more than it intrigues them<br />
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22. Being the class clown (Nobody will like you)<br />
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23. Shotacon (That’s pedophilia)<br />
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24. Lolicon (Same as above<br />
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25. Dressing as a boy to go to an all boy’s school.<br />
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26. People thinking that you are “sexy” because you’re a transvestite<br />
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27. Boys that look like girls in every way.<br />
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28. Offering to give a girl a “full body inspection”<br />
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29. Giant-ass swords<br />
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30. Steam shooting out of your ears when you are embarrassed<br />
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31. Sweatdrop appearing on your head when you’re thinking “what the fuck!?”<br />
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32. Vein mark appearing on your forehead when you are angry<br />
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33. Flash step<br />
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34. Kamehameha!<br />
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35. Triple wall jump<br />
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36. Regeneration<br />
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37. A brilliant comeback at the very last minute due to a totally obvious realization about yourself<br />
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38. Coming back to life<br />
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39. Extra lives<br />
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40. Being utterly unable to die because you are the hero<br />
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41. Dropkicking your son to the face to make him fight you<br />
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42. Being charred alive and having your skin blackened<br />
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43. Shaking said blackened skin off and being completely fine<br />
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44. Getting electrocuted by 10,000,000 volts and surviving<br />
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45. Punches that can break a stone pillar<br />
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46. Throwing someone off a cliff just by tapping them with your pinky<br />
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47. Surviving being cut in half by a katana<br />
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48. Amazingly discovering your true potential at the last second and saving the day<br />
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49. Saving the day and getting the girl<br />
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50. Being so angry that a thunderstorm appears over your head<br />
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51. Eating a huge meal in five seconds (Doesn’t happen, no matter how ravenously hungry you are)<br />
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52. Vampires<br />
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53. Angels<br />
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54. Demons<br />
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55. SUPER SAIYAN 3!!!<br />
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56. Eyes that are larger than the nose<br />
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57. Hairstyles that defy gravity<br />
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58. Natural breasts larger than size double D (No matter how much guys pray to the god of boobs)<br />
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59. Reverse vampires<br />
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60. Costume changes in three seconds with character going naked first<br />
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62. A glare sufficing to shake someone down<br />
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63. Smacking someone and sending them flying<br />
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64. Cooking that looks like toxic waste<br />
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65. Creating weapons out of pure energy<br />
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66. Falling over when something stupid happens<br />
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67. Harem situations<br />
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68. Ghosts<br />
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69. Mind control<br />
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70. Espers<br />
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71. Aliens<br />
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72. Time travelers<br />
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73. Shinigami<br />
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74. Post apocalyptic utopias<br />
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76. The power of an attack being directly proportionate to how loudly the person yells its name, and, less frequently so, how long the name is.<br />
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77. Eating so much that you get a pot belly and then losing the belly ten seconds later<br />
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78. Boys that should in all respects be girls<br />
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79. Evil overlords who seemingly have no flaws, but then finding the flaw at the last moment and kicking their ass.<br />
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80. Swords that can cut through steel<br />
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81. Humans having godlike powers<br />
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82. Quincy<br />
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83. Super strength<br />
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84. A five year old being smarter than Einstein<br />
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85. Integrated Data Thought Entity<br />
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86. Dragons<br />
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87. Spellcasters<br />
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88. Dhampirs<br />
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89. Death Notes<br />
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90. Flying castles<br />
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91. Guys who eat only candy<br />
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92. Prosthetic bodies<br />
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93. Swords that have souls in them<br />
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94. Jumping 20 feet in the air<br />
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95. Chakra<br />
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96. Racial memory<br />
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97. Innocence<br />
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98. Ridiculously overpowered supervillains *coughcoughaizencoughcough<br />
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99. Foxlike grins *coughcoughgincoughcough*<br />
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100. Final battles that destroy an entire city.<br />
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of InsanityƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ<br />
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1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.<br />
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2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.<br />
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3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.<br />
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4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".<br />
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5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.<br />
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6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".<br />
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7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".<br />
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8. Don't use any punctuation.<br />
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9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.<br />
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10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.<br />
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11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".<br />
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12. Sing Along At The Opera.<br />
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13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?<br />
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14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.<br />
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15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.<br />
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16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.<br />
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17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"<br />
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18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"<br />
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19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."<br />
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20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...<br />
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Post this on your profile to make someone smile thats just like you!<br />
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ7 Ways to Scare your roommatesƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ<br />
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7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."<br />
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6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.<br />
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5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.<br />
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4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.<br />
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3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.<br />
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2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"<br />
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1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."<br />
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷThanks Luppi-tanƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ