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  • Artist Info: Kids Are Quick<br />
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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.<br />
    MARIA: Here it is.<br />
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?<br />
    CLASS: Maria.<br />
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?<br />
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.<br />
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'<br />
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'<br />
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong<br />
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.<br />
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    (I Love this kid)<br />
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?<br />
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.<br />
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?<br />
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.<br />
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.<br />
    WINNIE: Me!<br />
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?<br />
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.<br />
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'<br />
    MILLIE: I is..<br />
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'<br />
    MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'<br />
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry<br />
    tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?<br />
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.<br />
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?<br />
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.<br />
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    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?<br />
    CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.<br />
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?<br />
    HAROLD: A teacher<br />
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    Girl: Slow down, I'm scared<br />
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    Guy: No, this is fun.<br />
    *<br />
    Girl: No its not, please it's to scary.<br />
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    Guy: Then tell me you love me.<br />
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    Girl: I love you, slow down.<br />
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    Guy: Now give me a big hug.<br />
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    ~She gave him a big hug~<br />
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    Guy: Can you take off my helmet, and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.<br />
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    In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken. He didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.<br />
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    If you would do the same for the person you love, totally copy this in your profile<br />
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    :<br />
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    ----------------"Girls"----------------<br />
    -----------are like apples-----------<br />
    -------on trees. The best ones-----<br />
    -----are at the top of the tree.-----<br />
    ---The boys don't want to reach---<br />
    --for the good ones because they--<br />
    -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-<br />
    -Instead, they get the rotten apples-<br />
    from the ground that aren't as good,<br />
    but easy. So the apples up top think<br />
    something wrong with them when in<br />
    -reality they're amazing. They just--<br />
    ---have to wait for the right boy to<br />
    ---- come along, the one who's-<br />
    ----------- brave enough to-----<br />
    ---------------climb all---------<br />
    ---------------the way--------<br />
    --------------to the top--------<br />
    -------------of the tree.---------<br />
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    ╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your<br />
    ║╩╣║║║║║ page if you are or support<br />
    ╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos ♥.♥.♥. <br />
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    Girl: o i ever cross ur mind?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Do you like me?<br />
    Boy: Not really<br />
    Girl: Do you want me?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Would you live for me?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?<br />
    Boy: No<br />
    Girl: Choose--me or ur life<br />
    Boy: my life<br />
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...<br />
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.<br />
    The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.<br />
    The reason I don't want you is because I need you.<br />
    The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.<br />
    The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.<br />
    The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.<br />
    The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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