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My Dream Avi:<br />
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Total Value: 69,370 Gold<br />
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Item List:<br />
White Paper Cat Band<br />
Classic Black Mary Janes<br />
Red Candy Striped Stockings<br />
Angelbow<br />
Devoted Pawn<br />
Coal Tavern Wench's Cincher<br />
Classic Partition Top<br />
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Some ways to annoy the heck out of people <br />
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Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"<br />
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Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.<br />
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Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.<br />
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Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners.<br />
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Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"<br />
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Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.<br />
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Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.<br />
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Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.<br />
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Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.<br />
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Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"<br />
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While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.<br />
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While in the bathroom with someone in the next stall, Say<br />
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, "Now how did that get there?"<br />
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."<br />
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Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."<br />
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Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.<br />
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While talking to the pizza guy on the phone:<br />
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Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.<br />
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Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.<br />
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Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.<br />
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Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.<br />
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Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.<br />
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Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'."<br />
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