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  • Artist Info: Aloha. <br />
    Nobody reads these things anymore.<br />
    I don't know why I'm wasting my time. <br />
    Why are you even reading this? <br />
    NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE. <br />
    Guess you didn't get the memo. <br />
    <br />
    So, here it is; NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE. <br />
    Please see the line above for reference. ^ <br />
    <br />
    Still here, eh? <br />
    That's exciting. <br />
    What do I even say?<br />
    What are you interested in knowing?<br />
    Think I'll say something witty that you'll giggle at?<br />
    <br />
    I'm not a f^cking comedian. Go find your kicks elsewhere. <br />
    God. <br />
    <br />
    No, I'm not now invoking my religious deity. <br />
    It's an expression. <br />
    <br />
    WHY.ARE.YOU.STILL.READING!?<br />
    <br />
    I AM A CAT PERSON<br />
    Now that I've scared you off -- What do you mean you're still here? <br />
    <br />
    What are you doing with your life?<br />
    Go outside! Go enjoy some sunshine! <br />
    You're wasting your time. <br />
    You won't get anything outta me, copper! <br />
    <br />
    So I was born and raised on a small farm in the middle of -- <br />
    <br />
    Kidding. You're still not getting anything outta me. <br />
    Nothing about my age. 30<br />
    Nothing about me. non-binary<br />
    Nothing about where I'm from. Hawaii, but living in NC<br />
    Nothing about my hobbies or past-times. Art. Writing. Music. Roleplaying. Video games. Tarot cards & Channeling. <br />
    Nothing about what I do for work. nothing BC the world is on lockdown <br />
    Not even my favorite ice cream. CARAMEL COOKIE CRUNCH <br />
    And no, it’s none of ya business to know what I'm into. people. guys and gals.<br />
    <br />
    See? No answers outta me. <br />
    You're gonna have to just ask me. <br />
    Yeah, I'm serious. <br />
    Why not? <br />
    Random PM's inquiring about myself are exciting. <br />
    Just do it. <br />
    Or don't. I'm not your mother.
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