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  • Artist Info: Hello, internet stranger. Don't expect a happy greeting from me for stumbling upon my profile. If you feel so inclined to read the rest of this list then go right ahead, but if you want to hit backspace or alt left right now the that's fine too. <br />
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    I see you decided to read on. For that you shall be rewarded with some information about who I am.    <br />
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    THE BOY KNOWN TO GAIANS AS ETHAN CASTELLAN...<br />
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    • has been alive for 16 revolutions of the earth around the sun, and lives in the nation known to the Chinese as "beautiful nation" via literal translation. <br />
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    • is a loner. Don't expect him to go out of his way to befriend you. Only add him as a friend if you have a good reason to or you know him in real life.<br />
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    • hates douchebags and uneducated internet morons, of which there is an over-abundance in gaia's forums and guilds. Don't even think about writing something stupid on his profile unless you're willing to take your verbal lashing like a man. <br />
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    • does not tolerate blatant ignorance. This goes for the people out there who are in fact smart, but just "feel like being stupid." If this applies to you, leave my profile page immediately and go back to whatever idiotic activity in which you were partaking.<br />
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    • does avi art. PM for details if interested.<br />
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    • likes his privacy. Please don't stalk his posts. <br />
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    • is busy most of the day. If he's contacted while offline, expect a few hours to a whole day between initial contact and response.<br />
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    • leaves his account logged in while in front of the computer doing other things. Do not pester him about responding as it is extremely annoying. He checks everything at least once before logging off, so have patience. A few minutes of waiting will not kill you unless you have a huge bleeding gash in your neck, in which case you should immediately get off the computer and call 911.
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    Now that you've read everything, it's fair to tell you that as long as you don't annoy me in any way we should get along just fine. But if you still choose to be stupid, then I'll take the opportunity to teach you a valuable life lesson - by pounding it into your skull. <br />
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    You might think that my writing is harsh. I don't care. I wouldn't be addressing it if it weren't a problem. <br />
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    On that happy note, you just lost the game. [EC out]
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