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    I'm hailey and my sole purpose in life is to play sports. Mostly.<br />
    I grew up with a bunch of boys climbing trees, lying, running, fighting and breaking things (mostly our bones). I eat as ravenously as a pig, work it off like a dog and then repeat.<br />
    I like music! Look at my playlist cause I'm pretty much not about to rewrite the whole thing. <br />
    Yes, yes, I'm a bad person! I keep animals in confinement! They're fire-bellied toads. One is named Lafayette (meaning the general) and the other is Trevor-Harper-Marley (meaning I was twelve). <br />
    I have an unhealthy obsession with not doing my homework until like, three in the morning because I do my best work at the last minute. I hate public speaking but I like attention - that sounds pretty vain hey? I can't sing worth a damn and my acting is a joke.<br />
    I'm a sarcastic smartass! Of course, that can only mean I'm top of every english class and average at everything else. I speak french and desperately want to learn japanese. Fear me: I've been to Cuba, Quebec and Wenatchee. I'm stubborn as hell and listen to Left of Center on our Sirius Satelite radio.<br />
    I point out everybody's grammatical errors, but at the moment i'm too lazy to check for mine.. or care, really.<br />
    I'm too busy to be self-conscious, stylish, mean or doubtful. NO I am NOT trying to "find myself" and i'm not searching endlessly for true love - i just want a fullride scholarship for tennis. I've always loved dissecting dead things, blood, gore, and the idea of being a firefighter. I hate shopping and all of this is starting to make me sound butch, but I promise, I have some girly features!! Um like... uh.. makeup. I wear makeup. And skirts! <br />
    My grandpa totally taught me how to golf and shoot a bb gun. Endless hours of fun, danger, and pain. Don't ask.<br />
    My favorite uncle is an amazing artist/intellectual/farm hand who actually MADE a freaking train haven (no I'm serious, you have no idea. Don't even know how to explain it). Oh and a stellar slingshot too - many injuries with that one. (Oh and he totally owns zelda.) Anyways, I proclaim him a genius. <br />
    I like video games - we have a wii - but nothing will ever beat Donkey Kong Country on SuperNintendo. NOTHING.<br />
    I have brown hair, I'm not going to tell you where I live, I have an age but won't tell you that either, nobody knows WHAT to call my eye colour and I think I'm on the computer too much. I look up to my childish hero, Artemis Fowl, and if I had a super power I'd probably do evil with it.<br />
    Kay, maybe not.<br />
    Batman is the lamest superhero (wtf IS his power anyways? an annoying raspy voice and a cocky alter-ego??) but Dark Knight was pretty fucking sweet.<br />
    oh and I haven't read Twilight. My dad is my best friend but I DO hang out with kids my own age, thankyouveryfckingmuch.<br />
    I like the library. Not everybody will get this but.. yaoi.. *drool*<br />
    LOL totally heterosexual, here.<br />
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    OH AND GUESS WHAT! I want Keepon, the Japanese robot dance thing. It's extremely ugly-cute and I NEED IT.<br />
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    Anyways, message the hell out of me, I like conversing. XD
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