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  • Artist Info: Hey. I'm no noob. I just lost my password is all. I used to be super_cute_meg, I looked awsome. Now look at me! &gt; : ( (No, I don't care if I spell anything wrong.)<br />
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    Yes. So... I like...:<br />
    .Drawing<br />
    .Photography<br />
    .Writing<br />
    .Making fun of children shows such as Dora the Exlporer<br />
    .Hanging out with friends<br />
    .Cats<br />
    .Pokemon card, games, T-shirts and any other merchandice<br />
    .Big Band and Swing<br />
    .iPods<br />
    .Sleeping<br />
    .Reading manga<br />
    .Reading in general<br />
    .Watching T.V.<br />
    .Playing video games<br />
    .The Legend of Zelda<br />
    .Pokemon *Mystery Dungeon<br />
    .Halo 1-3<br />
    .Playing with a Ball & Cup<br />
    "Oh no! I missed! But it doesn't matter because the ball is attached to a string attached to a cup!"<br />
    .Old scary movies<br />
    .Friends<br />
    .Animals *All kinds that is<br />
    .Rain *the weather<br />
    .Who's Line is it Anyway? but it got canceled crying <br />
    .deviantart.com<br />
    .History<br />
    .Creativity<br />
    .Randomness<br />
    .My ADD<br />
    .Winter<br />
    .Demetri Martin!<br />
    .Spiderman and Ironman<br />
    .Fucked up dreams<br />
    .Shopping for random crap I don't need but it looks cool *like a Moses action figure<br />
    .Musicals *Guys and Dolls, esc.*<br />
    .Building model cars (and maybe UFO's)<br />
    .Painting *kinda wink <br />
    .South Park art (maybe a little yaoi with Stan and Kyle *Style)<br />
    .The MisAdventures of Flapjack! biggrin <br />
    .Hugs<br />
    .Big mugs<br />
    .Scarfs<br />
    .Hats<br />
    .The 1930's! YES!<br />
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    Things I dislike:<br />
    .Things that smell bad<br />
    .People who copy me<br />
    .People who crap in the toilet and don't flush<br />
    .Naked people who get in my face<br />
    .My school.<br />
    .Crayola<br />
    .Mean people<br />
    .Mooners<br />
    .People who think their nails and hair are the best thing in the world<br />
    .Snoring<br />
    .Global Warming (or is it warning?)<br />
    .People who over exaggerate<br />
    .The color pink<br />
    .Hannah Montana<br />
    .High School Musical 1-3 and maybe four? Oh no! College Musical 1! D:<br />
    .Disney channel<br />
    .Pictures that look like they're staring at you<br />
    .Violence<br />
    .Rapests, perverts, thiefs, ect.<br />
    .People who get into mah busyness without my written permission.<br />
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    As you can plainly see; my obsession is POKEMON. DON'T JUDGE ME. I didn't do anything bad to you. I also like South Park and Supia - oh sorry; Super- Jail. It's just so weird. And enjoyable.<br />
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    Check me out at deviantart: http://so-and-so456.deviantart.com/<br />
    If you have an account as well, tell me and we'll discuss if you're worthy to be my friend.<br />
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    SO HEY, GUYS AND DOLLS:<br />
    Guess what?!<br />
    My soul now contains a cat, a teacup poodle, two seals, a pig and a green dinosaur with Party Hats.<br />
    That's exciting. And how I know this is: I was meditating and an image popped up. It showed a giant dark green blob montser giving me a deed to a Pub. I was excited then went inside the building jumping up and down wanting to change the place into a Tofu Bar.<br />
    After that, the Party Hat wearing animals came in one by one, frame by frame.<br />
    Cool, uh?<br />
    What can come out of meditation next?<br />
    Maybe I'm just this awesome?<br />
    Cool biggrin <br />
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    AUGH! My profile is so messed up!<br />
    Where are my Comments and Wishlist?!<br />
    THIS.IS.AN.OUTRAGE!!!!<br />
    User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Image<br />
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    Buy from my shop, it's semi cool! <br />
    http://gaiaonline.com/marketplace/mystore/<br />
    And I'll just so magically know you bought something. I'm right behind you when ever you buy one or two things from my shop.<br />
    O_o Oohhh! o_O *wiggling her fingers* <br />
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    Some stuff from Demetri Martin's page:<br />
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    when i sit alone, upon my couch<br />
    my head and neck begin to slouch<br />
    thoughts seep out, up from my brain<br />
    into a cloud of thinking rain<br />
    and shower down upon the floor<br />
    a tide that flows up to the door<br />
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    and waves of mind, of dreams, of notions<br />
    crash and foam like falls, like oceans<br />
    they pound the lock to find a way<br />
    to flood the stairs and meet the day<br />
    but ideas they are, and so their fate<br />
    is to stay contained, evaporate<br />
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    until more clouds begin to form<br />
    and burst into another storm<br />
    i watch the water ebb and flow<br />
    and hope that i will never know<br />
    a day without some clouds or rain<br />
    for mindless sunshine i disdain<br />
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    demetri meets monday<br />
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    monday: hello, demetri.<br />
    demetri: hello?<br />
    monday: hi.<br />
    demetri: monday? you can talk?<br />
    monday: yeah.<br />
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    (demetri looks at monday suspiciously.)<br />
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    monday: what are going to do during me?<br />
    demetri: um... try to get some work done.<br />
    monday: i see.<br />
    demetri: but, and i hope this comes out right--<br />
    monday: yes?<br />
    demetri: you're kind of a pain. i mean, i often think that you sort of suck.<br />
    monday: excuse me.<br />
    demetri: i know that sounds harsh. it's not personal. i just don't usually look forward to you. i think it's just where you are in the sequence of things, not who you are. does that make any sense?<br />
    monday: i guess.<br />
    demetri: i'm just being honest.<br />
    <br />
    (monday elapses for a moment.)<br />
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    monday: i get it. i mean, i've heard it before. i often wish i were wednesday.<br />
    demetri: not friday?<br />
    monday: no. too many douche bags.<br />
    demetri: oh. right.<br />
    demetri: to tell you the truth, i don't really like saturday afternoon that much either, for whatever reason. so, it's not like--<br />
    monday: no, that makes sense. saturday afternoon can be lame. saturday morning is great though--<br />
    demetri: oh, totally.<br />
    <br />
    (demetri thinks about saturday morning for a moment)<br />
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    monday: while we're being honest (looks around, lowers voice)... i hate tuesday.<br />
    demetri: really? you days know each other?<br />
    monday: of course. i've known tuesday since before...me. we used to hang out.<br />
    demetri: wait, how do days hang out?<br />
    monday: i can't explain it. anyway, we used make fun of saturday and sunday. we'd call them the "weak end".<br />
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    (demetri stares at monday)<br />
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    monday: the "weak" end. get it?<br />
    demetri: oh, yeah. nice. i see what you did there. it's a play on words with "week".<br />
    monday: yep. exactly. it's a homonym-based joke.<br />
    demetri: homonym or homophone?<br />
    monday: shit. i'm not sure.<br />
    <br />
    (awkward silence.)<br />
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    monday: anyway, i was saying i don't like tuesday. it's because tuesday has no personality. the other days all think i'm the buzz kill, but at least i take a stand. tuesday just sits there, behind me. and, tuesday is kind of a dick.<br />
    demetri: wow. i can't believe i'm having this conversation. i mean, how can time talk?<br />
    monday: it has to do with wizardry and magnets - but don't worry about that.<br />
    demetri: oh.<br />
    monday: and it has to do with the fact that you are procrastinating. i'm already ticking away.<br />
    demetri: shit. you're right. i gotta go. maybe i'll talk to you next week?<br />
    monday: maybe.<br />
    demetri: oh, and if you see sunday or thursday, could you tell them i'm sorry for wasting them last week.<br />
    monday: sure.<br />
    demetri: later.<br />
    monday: bye. have a good me.<br />
    <br />
    (demetri walks to his cd player, presses "play" and starts to brush his teeth.)<br />
    <br />
    I'm going to see Demetri LIVE this August!<br />
    AWESOME SAUCE!!!<br />
    August the 22nd at the Moore Theater!<br />
    :3<br />
    I'ma so happy!<br />
    biggrin <br />
    *jumps up and down*
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