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    "Jimmy Gibbs Jr. is the man! I mean, I don't know anybody like that, man. But there was this guy, he raced dirt tracks, not stock cars but open-wheel cars, y'know? And he was racin' once ... and there was this goat--" -another survivor interrupts- "--Okay, but there was a goat." <br />
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    "I knew this guy who was tryin' to set the world record on stayin' on a ferris wheel. He'd been up there like 2 days or somethin'. And he wanted some beer, but they weren't givin' him any so he got this rope, and don't ask me where he got the rope from, and--" -Another survivor interrupts- <br />
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    "Man all this mud reminds me of my friend Keith. Yeah, he was going to build a shack once, to live in and all. And I know most people here, they build houses and they become shacks, but Keith he was 'bout jumpin' right to the shack stage. But he had no wood. So he got some mud and was makin' what we were all thinkin' was goin' to be these Adobe bricks, y'know? Like, when them people out west made bricks and s**t? Well, he had mud and--" -Another survivor interrupts- <br />
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    "I ain't ever been in a sugar-cane field before. I mean, I've seen them and all, but no real reason to go into one. But now you go into a Peach Growth you find all sorts of cool s**t." <br />
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    "This one time I was in a--" -Another Survivor interrupts- <br />
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    "Do you know what 'Suck the Heads' means? 'Cuz I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know. And... I mean it ain't nothin' bad, it's about eatin'." <br />
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    "I ever tell you 'bout the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now I didn't know s**t about chemistry but Keith figured gasoline burned, donn'it? Third degree burns on 95 percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were callin' to complain about the smell of burnin' skin." <br />
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    "I ever tell you 'bout the time Keith tried to deep-fry a turkey? Third degree burns over 90 percent of his body. His doctor called up like, other doctors to look at him 'cuz he'd never seen burns on top of existing burns." <br />
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    "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff; broke both his legs? It's not a funny ha-ha story, so much as it's a make it date story. For instance; Windshields look pretty durable, right? Yeah, not the case according to Keith. Son of a b***h flew right through that sucker." <br />
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    "My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year.. It wadn't a dare or nothin' he just got kicked out of his house. He said he never saw a single ghost. 'Cept this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money and he might've just been a homeless guy 'cuz he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face." <br />
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