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    .: Shopping In Organization XIII :.<br />
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    [van pulls up and Xemnas gets out] <br />
    Xemnas: Alright Were here. Xaldin, Stay in the car. <br />
    Xaldin: WHAT? WHY? <br />
    Xemnas: Because the last time you went shopping furry things DIED. <br />
    [Axel starts to walk away from van] <br />
    Xemnas: Hurry Up Axel. <br />
    Axel:[glances at the van]...[van blows up with an evil grin on axels face] That’s for Mr. Bunny b***h <br />
    <br />
    .:In the middle of the store:. <br />
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    Xemnas: The grocery list is as follows...Page One: Orange Juice Milk Cheese Eggs Tuna Chocolate. Page Two: Paper Towels Glue Hair Ties Bottled Water Band aids Tylenol....Oh. I didn’t see that last one. Larxenes handwriting is kind of hard to read...T...A...M...TAMPONS <br />
    [Terrified look on Xemnas, Roxas, Axel, Xigbar and Demyx faces] <br />
    Xigbar: Right. Page One. All of us. Mad Cool. <br />
    [Xigbar quickly grabs page one and runs away with Demyx as Axel pushing Roxas to run leave the horrified Xemnas alone] <br />
    Xemnas:[looks mad] I hate you all. <br />
    <br />
    .:Meanwhile:. <br />
    <br />
    Xigbar: Whoa Xemmys one to talk. His handwriting totally bites "groceries" looks like "Grocones" <br />
    Demyx: Hurr Grocones. That’s Spanish for BALLS. <br />
    Xigbar: What? Why would you know? <br />
    Axel: that’s Cajones DUMBA[censored] <br />
    Roxas: ...Axel how do YOU know that? <br />
    Xigbar: Well tell you when you’re older little dude. Now go find some of these for me Will ya? [toss a piece of paper to Roxas and than pushes Demyx and Axel to go] <br />
    Axel: don’t touch me <br />
    [Roxas looks at the piece of paper which says Condoms with a little heart] <br />
    [looks around with a sad/horrified face as a tumble weed rolls by with everyone gone] <br />
    <br />
    .:Somewhere else:. <br />
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    Xigbar: And you Shopping foul: Abuse of a foreign language.[referring to Demyx] <br />
    Axel: Penalty Time? <br />
    Xigbar: Penalty Time. <br />
    [Xigbar and Axel with an evil look on there face] <br />
    Demyx: P..Penalty? <br />
    <br />
    .:Back to Xemnas:. <br />
    <br />
    [looks up at a great wall of tampons] <br />
    Xemnas: Kingdom Hearts Strike me dead where I stand. <br />
    [Just than Demyx zooms by blind folded in a cart while Xemnas is unfazed] <br />
    [Demyx crashes while food is flys everywhere] <br />
    Demyx: Ow My Grocones <br />
    <br />
    .:Back to Roxas:. <br />
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    Roxas: They come in SIZES? <br />
    <br />
    [at the cash register] <br />
    Xemnas: One word out of you three and I let Xaldin have his stabby way with you[with hand on head] <br />
    Axel: I’m not sure which sounds worse the interpretation of that with innuendo or without.[looks at Demyx who’s reading a magazine] <br />
    [hideous lady clerk] <br />
    Lady: Sorry Sir But the price isn’t coming up on these. <br />
    Xemnas: ...Your parents should have been shot for making you. Im sorry What? <br />
    Lady: I’m sorry but the barcode on this box of tampons seems to be damaged. Let me do a price check. <br />
    Xemnas:[shocked/Terrified] oh god.. <br />
    [over the intercom] <br />
    Lady: Can I get a Price Check on one box of mountain breeze Quiet Package <br />
    Xigbar: Ha Xemmys got a QUIET PACKAGE. <br />
    Axel: [snort] <br />
    Demyx: [giggles while holding a magazine up to his face] <br />
    Xemnas:I heard that and I’m killing you all. <br />
    [Intercom] <br />
    EXTRA LARGE COLLAPSIBLE EASY APPLICATION PEARL TIP- <br />
    [with each word Xemnas gets Panicky] <br />
    Xemnas: Look. Here. Ten Thousand Munny. KEEP THE CHANGE.[hold up a giant munny] <br />
    Lady: .tampons.[still holding microphone] <br />
    [echoes throughout the store] <br />
    [Old lady. Guy behind glass look up Xemnas in shock as it continues to echo. Heard outside and by a little kid] <br />
    Xemnas: [finally snaps and appears as a giant and yelling at the guys] YES TAMPONS I XEMNAS SUPERIOR OF THE ORGANIAZATION MASTER OF ALL NOBODIES LORD OF CASTLE OBLIVION AND FINAL BOSS OF KINGDOM HEARTS II AM BUYING TAMPONS <br />
    [now yelling at the clerk] LITTLE THINGS LARXENE WANTS STUCK IN HER UNMETIONABLES FOR NO REASON I AND MY Y-CHROMOSOMES CAN POSSIBLY COMPREHEND. TAMPONS <br />
    Xemnas: [now looking insane yells on the intercom] lets say it some more TAMPONS, TAMPONS, TAMPONS, TAMPONS...TAMPONS TAAAAAAMMMMMPOOOONNNNSSSS <br />
    Xemnas: [huff huff]....[sobs] <br />
    [they all walking out the store] <br />
    Axel: there goes a broken man <br />
    Demyx: No kidding <br />
    Xigbar: Have a Nice DAAAY EEE <br />
    Xemnas: [still crying] <br />
    <br />
    .:Meanwhile back to Roxas:. <br />
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    Roxas: THEY COME IN FLAVORS[hands about to pull out hair] <br />
    <br />
    To be Continues...or is it?.
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