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    Two people were going 100mph on a motorcycle<br />
    Girlfriend: Slow down I'm scared<br />
    Boyfriend: No this is fun<br />
    Girlfriend: No its not please it's to scary<br />
    Boyfriend: then tell me you love me<br />
    Girlfriend: I love you slow down<br />
    Boyfriend: Now give me a big hug<br />
    She gave him a big hug<br />
    Boyfriend: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? Its bothering me.<br />
    <br />
    In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. (So sad... cry )<br />
    <br />
    Girls<br />
    are like apples<br />
    on trees.The best ones<br />
    are at the top of the tree.<br />
    The boys don`t want to reach<br />
    for the good ones because they<br />
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.<br />
    Instead, they just pick the rotten apples<br />
    from the ground that aren`t as good,<br />
    but easy. So the apples at the top think<br />
    something is wrong with them, when in<br />
    reality, they`re amazing. They just<br />
    have to wait for the right boy to<br />
    come along, the one who`s<br />
    brave enough to<br />
    climb all<br />
    the way<br />
    to the top<br />
    of the tree<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)<br />
    if a kiss is the Language of Love,<br />
    then we have a lot to talk about it...<br />
    methods of Love....<br />
    <br />
    kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"<br />
    kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"<br />
    kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"<br />
    kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"<br />
    kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you now"<br />
    kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"<br />
    holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"<br />
    a wink---------------------------------"let's get it on"<br />
    slap on the butt---------------------"that's mine"<br />
    playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"<br />
    holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"<br />
    looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"<br />
    playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"<br />
    arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"<br />
    laughing while kissing-----------"i am completely comfortable with you"
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